Spirit of 77: The End of the Story
Date: December 31, 1979
Staff: Emmet Johnson
Report:
The two bodies appear to be part of some sort of murder suicide. Possibly due to a dark and bizarre sexual relationship the two individuals had been hiding from the world.
Thomas Sweetiepie Fisherman arrived with a self inflicted gunshot would to the roof of his mouth. A note was pinned to his chest that said: "Fuck it, the world is not weird enough without that piece of shit Baphomet ruining everything we ever tried to do. Not worth it if it's gonna be easy street the rest of the way."
The other individual Killian Burque, aka Baphomet, aka Madam Coude Coït, aka The Dirtiest Sanchez, seems to have been some sort of alien. The amount of drugs that have been pumped into it's system has destroyed all of his internal organs and made any sort of autopsy useless. The only reason we know is when he was opened up it was like cutting into a jelly doughnut. We scooped out some of it and sent it off the the lab. Turns out it was mostly a mix of:
heroine, Quaaludes, PCP, poppers, methamphetamine, crack cocaine, bath salts imported from south east Asia, the strongest acid anyone at the lab has ever seen, drain cleaner, something they are calling jenkem resin, and humming bird feed.
It had liquefied his organs. The labs said they couldn't identify the part of it that was once him.
Both the bodies will be burned and shot into the sun as per their last will and testment.
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